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Aiight as y'all can see, the title makes little to no sense, thats cuz I dont know what this post is exactly about.. I woke up this morning at 10.30am to get ready for the MANCHESTER UNITED vs chelsea match which started at 11am.. Only for them to lose.. WTF!!!!!!!!.. The ref is a bloody cheat.. anyway aint going to write about soccer but we should have won but still UNITED 4 LIFE!!!!

Aiight so right now I'm going to just write whatever comes into my head..

Lets start with FACEBOOK, dang now a days every 4kin person is on facebook, and just cuz we have friends in common dont mean I know you or want to know you.. then there are some people that take pictures of every step of their life i know people with over 500 pictures (thats just their profile pics o).. People with about 20 albums.. wtf, ah ah kilode nah by force?. Ok I was going to stroke "Farmville", but sadly I cant cuz i play "Mafia Wars".. arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!... ok what else can i say about facebook..hmmmmmmmmm.. Yeah I got something, all this girls that accept every4kin person that sends them friend request (so they can have 50,000 friends o, and any1 that clicks on their stuffs would be like wow this girl is very popular o) and then some "perv" would send them a message or write on their wall or comment on their pics (saying something ridiculous like " hey you so sexy, i want to have sex with you right now in my dreams untop of aso rock (mehn naija guys dey mess up o, ah ah they dont even try at all, i would like to meet their girlfriends that chopped their stupid sykes) and then start vexing and be putting it on their statuses on facebook.. WTF, whats my own with you and ur weird lovers. in the 1st place why did you accept them.. hiss ode oshi's..

Have you guys noticed that there are some certain people on facebook that like everything you do.. mehn is it that they no get life?.. I could put "I just got robbed as my status" and some idiot would "like" it.. I could put "I cant sleep" , "I have a nasty migraine" and those same monkeys would like it.. what are they liking there.. the worst is when you write statuses that only you understand or post something on someone's (a friend in common) wall that only both of you understand, i.e I post this on some1's wall "hey imagine i was talking to her 4 like 5hrs last night". How the 4k are you going to like that.. you possibly have no idea of what I'm talking about.. and the thing is that they respond so fast.. like 10secs after you post it as if they have this "like" button on their keyboard and a light flashes in their head when some1 posts something..

Aiight let me end off with "Gossip Girl".. mehn I'm so surprised to find out that some guys are addicted to that show, It hurts so much.. mehn the other day a friend of mine (asdf) took a quiz on facebook titled "which Gossip Girl Character are you".. (tsk tsk tsk, no comment).. the result was "you are Chuck Bass" as usual the "likers" liked it. then some1 commented on the stuff saying "I knew it" u wouldnt believe dis guy (asdf) replied saying nah im more of a Nate Archibald guy.. (mehn asdf just lost alot of COOL POINTS o..).. well the worst one is when one nigga uploaded a pic on facebook (nice pic and all), but he messed up/lost alot of cool points by putting "chuck bass is my inspiration" as the description..
Feel's so good to have let out all the anger in me.. I guess I should have just titled the post Facebook.. anyway Have a Wonderful Week.. God bless...


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NY

Aiight this post should have come out a very long time ago, but I have been slacking so here it is. This is my second post in 2days, it seems like Im back on my Grind o (SHett Mehn!!!!!)....

1st of all Shout Out To NAIJA.. its been 49yrs since those oyinbo's left us, yet for some reason, it seems like its been 5mins, cuz we have nothing to show for it...

Yes Boss to the main story of the day (Double SHett Mehn!!!!!). As you might know, there is an annual Independence day parade for naija in NY (New York 4 the illiterates out there..lol). So yeah Some of my friends (not going to go into details about them) and I decided to go to NY for the parade. So yeah the D-day came and we all got into the car to start our 4hr journey to NY, B4 we left, we were meant to pick up 2 other people.... Now on getting to where the girls were (d pple we were meant to pick up) a lil "misunderstanding" (mehn that thing no b "little misunderstanding" o more like World War 3, but let me just give it that term..lol) happened btwn one of my friends and one of the girls. Now as we all got into the car, me I was already excited o (ah i was like mehn this trip is going to be so dramatic, i felt like i had front row seats to some mad ass action movie.. but at the end of the day nothing happened jo, Fake guys..LOL)...

So yeah We got to Newyork went to the parade bla bla bla (Im trying to fast forward the not so interesting parts)... oh btw Serani (d guy who sang "no games") and WALE (mr Dc Chillin, mehn bcuz of that guy, everytime i tell an oyinbo girl my name, she would b like "oh wow WALE like the rapper" and me I will be like "yeah" ...LOL) performed at the parade.. After the parade we all went to the hotel to go chill and get ready for the party later that night.. Oh yeah by this time a particular girl (I'm not even going to censor her name, matter of fact ill put all her names..LOL) called "MAYOWA OMIDIRAN" (:-p) was already excited that I was in NY (I dont blame her o, if it was you wouldn't u be excited eh..no test me o..lol) and she was just disturbin me, callin my phone every second (my phone still dey vex o..lol). So I told her I was going for the party and she got all excited (once again not her fault..lol) and was like she is coming (b4 I could say NO, dont come, I dont want to see you, she had hung up and my phone didnt let me call back..LOL)..

Aiight so party time came, mehn see boys all dressed up, If there were girls in that room, they wouldnt be able to handle any of us o. aiight let me just give y'all a brief discription of what I was wearing. I hope y'all are ready o,aiight gave them Blue jeans with a light Blue roll sleeve stripped shirt, then thats not all o, decided to give them a grey button up V-neck sweater and grey Plimsolls (Triple SHett mehn ).

So we get into the club, My friends and I decided to do it big, so we requested for a table, they took us in then there was scarcity of tables (IMAGINE O), but yh long story short we decided to fashy and use the money 4 table on just drinks. So yeah after a lil while, I get a call from the one and only girl that refused to let my phone rest o..lol (mayowa ). She is like she is outside and all im like aiight cool.. after a while she got in and all and when I saw her, ok let me confess (my pastor told me its not good to lie) I was like "SHett mehn" who is that fine girl ( I was already getting ready to step up my game, then I realized it was her, I was so disappointed..l0l) . So yeah I had already had a couple of drinks b4 mayowa came but yh still went to get more drinks b4 I realized mehn 1+1=3..lol. Mayowa brings out this camera and starts takin my pictures, I'm like no pictures or autographs please (as usual I dont blame her).. Sha out of the 1000 pictures she took here is the one which I like :-p.. We had so much fun though, guess I got to give a lil (very very tiny) shout out to Mayowa, If not for her, I might have not had as much fun as I did at d club.. :-p oh yh btw WALE (Mr D.C Chillin) was also at the club, seems like that guy is stalking me o..LOL..

The Masterpiece#1 :-p

Why?

Aiight so I'v been out of the spotlight for a while, infact a very very long time and I'm sure alot of you might have lost interest in my blog well lets hope I can bring your addiction back. So yeah a few weeks back I asked y'all to give me possible topics to talk about. I got a a reply from some1 who said I should talk about why guys cheat on their girlfriends.

Aiight to the main reason why the post is up. So yeah, the basic reason guys cheat on their girl is because they aint "getting some" (for the pple who dont know what i mean by "gettin some", u need to go check ur self o..lol). If you aint getting it from home, you are definitely going to get it from somewhere else. Guys are very horny beings, our hormones get as it be. One advantage of havin a girlfriend is that u'll b able 2 get some with out stress, but when a girl starts holding that from a guy (fronting), then he will have no choice than to cheat. Im sure most girls are like if the guy loves them, then he has no choice to cheat bla bla bla.. Girls front too much, guys get frustrated when girls front too much. sometimes its the frustration that makes a guy just go and cheat on his girl. Girls dont only front when it comes to "giving some", Y'all front in all parts of life, and thats whats puts you guys in trouble. Sometimes its good to front but y'all over do it (too much of everything is bad). Let me give a scenario here. A guy likes a girl, and he tells her he likes her, now the guy doesn't expect the girl to say she likes him or them to start dating immediately (now that would make the girl cheap and if the guy is like me, he'll prob feel something is up and d relationship might not last). But if the girl decides to front for a very long time, the guy is most likely going to fashy the babe and that would suck (especially if the girl likes him).

Another reason guys cheat on their girls is cause we guys are animals (like I said earlier our hormones get as it be). we cant seem to keep our hands to ourselves, well most of the time it aint our fault. you see some sexy girl who is willin 2 giv u some ah u cant turn that down o unless ur a vegetable..lol.

Anyway I'm not an expert on why guys cheat on girls but as a guy I can give my opinion as a guy.

P.S for the records I dont cheat on my girlfriend o... Anyway If you want me to talk about anything, let me know, you can send it to my facebook and ill talk about it asap. Also I know this isnt one of my best stories, had to post this story, cuz it was requested. I didn't get the right inspiration I needed b4 I wrote this post and I'v got so much on my mind (some1 once said i think to much, hmmm might b true) so I havn't been thinking to straight anyway I promise the next post is going to be on point and this wasn't proof read, so pardon any errors.............

The Masterpiece :-p

New Updates

Aiight Y'all, In going to spice up my blog a little bit. I'm going to start Including Sports (soccer) News, A little bit of Celebrity gossip and probably upcoming events.. No doubt I'll still be the funny, Interesting and Cool B-) blogger y'all know.. I will still be posting about my self. If there is anything you want me to Blog about or any questions, Leave a comment on my post and If u want to be personal Send it to me on facebook, My Facebook Name is Wale Agunloye (I promise to keep your identity anonymous unless told otherwise)..

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND Y'all

The Masterpiece #1 :-p

It seem's some1 is finding it hard to move on..

Aiight ya'll I have FINALLY put up a new post after all this Months.. Sorry about that.. Wasnt my fault and I had writers block.. lol (I'm sure half of you dont know what that means, not your fault). Anyway let me start up by "advertising" my other site.. "IF YOU ARE A FAN OF NIGERIAN SONGS AND YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO GET IT, GO TO (http://www.esnips.com/web/whales2950-NaijaMusic ) and If you have any request's let me know.

Now back to the post of the day.... From the title I'm sure most of you might know what this post is about. Well for those of you who dont know its about one of my earlier posts (miss $$$$).. I'm seriously tired about writin about her but mehn this just popped up.. ( I have loads of more posts for ya'll but just wanted to get this out of the way 1st)..

Aiight so I get to Naija and I'm chillin with one of my homeboys in my crib.. So he is on the phone and I'm like who you talking to, He is like "miss $$$$" Then im like "for real, let me talk to her". So I talk to her and we had a couple of laughs, and I realized she had a guy. I was happy for her and all. Anyway two days later or so, I spoke to her she told me she had broken up with the guy.. I'm like aiight cool.. (kinda seemed stranged to me but wasnt bothered). The day miss $$$$ was leaving for America, She hit my phone up with loads of text messages (hmm guess she was missin me). Anyway I leave Naija to England (yeah I know just balling, going to all the continents.. Lol). While in England we (miss $$$$ and I) were chatting on facebook and then she is like she "still has feelings for me" (after fronting for a long time..lol).. Anyway I'm like aiight cool and I went offline (cuz I was on my way out)... Later that day when I got bck home she was online and she was like "you this boy I told you I still have feelings for you and you didn't say anything".. (In my mind I was like WTF), but I was like "bcuz u told me u still have feelings I should just jump into ur arms and tell you I like you right".. Anyway I think we ended up arguing that night.. (btw this was like 3wks ago or a lil bit less) So I get back to america and we (miss $$$$ and I) are chatting (again!!!!) and I'm also chattin with my friend miss ;-). So it turns out miss $$$$ is also chatting with miss ;-). (miss $$$$ and miss ;-) are also friends, well obviously if not they wouldnt b chattin..). Anyway I was telling miss $$$$ to give me the hook ups on one of her cousins (saw her pic on miss $$$$ facebook).. and miss $$$$ was acting up.. So I'm like hmmmm seems some1 is jealous (I dint tell her though..lol)..

Anyway I got an Idea while I was chattin with miss $$$$.. I asked miss ;-) if she was still chattin with miss $$$$ and she was like yeah.. So I asked miss ;-) to send me the facebook relationship stuff and find away to tell misss $$$$ that something is going on with us (miss ;-) and I ). So shes like aiight.. She found a way to tell miss $$$$ and she told her.. Miss $$$ finds away to ask me and I'm like "yeah something is up btwn miss ;-) and I".. Next thing she starts giving both miss ;-) and I ATITTUDE for no freaking reason.. Like WTF..

Ok mayb that was "coincedence" (I seriously doubt though).. Aiight here is another example... I met this fine girl and apparently she knows miss $$$$ (like seriously what are the odds..lol) Anyway it turns out that miss $$$$ has said somethings about me to her (oh well not surprisded). Anyway this fine girl was in my place and was chattin with miss $$$$ on my facebook.. miss $$$$ was so shocked.. Like I wanted to see the look on her face.. lol. Anyway the fine girl calls miss $$$$ on skype (skype is like msn and yahoo messenger for those of u who live under a rock and dont know what it is..) and they both turn on their webcam.. Anyway while they are catching up I stick my head infront of the camera (im sure miss $$$$ heart skipped a bit, u should have seen the look on her face.. it was priceless...lol) So miss $$$$ is telling the fine girl that what is she doing with me, that I'm a bad boy bla bla bla (well she might have made it look like she was jokin, but I know she wasn't).. I later found out that she was also giving the fine girl attitude (H'mm Seems Like Some1 is Finding It Hard To Move On).. Now thats definitely not coincedence.. as they say Lightning does not hit the same person 2wice or is it does not strike 2wice on d same spot (mehn u guys sha know the saying).. oh yeah my sources later told me that miss $$$$ refered to a picture of me and I (the pic is on facebook) as "beauty and the beast" hmmm no comments on that..

Oh yeah she finally read my blog and she said I was lieng (not surprised) and she was also planning to confront me (im still waiting for the confrotation though.. mayb she realized that it would be a STUPID thing to do)....btw heard she has "another boyfriend" (this is like the 3rd/4th one she is having in the space of a year.. 2 in the space of a month or so.. dang, she doesnt waste time o). I wonder y she is giving everygirl I talk 2 attitude dang.. Guess her new guys aint as good as "u know who"..(Ouch.. I dint just say that.. Sheett mehn miss $$$$ can you take that.. LOL..LMAO)

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NEW POST's. Coming SOON

Aiight y'all I know its been a min since my last post.. It ain't really my fault. You know the Life of a Boss Man ain't easy at all ( I know you dont know cuz u'v never experienced it b4) LOL.. Anyway New post's (Nice, Juicy and Funny stories) are coming out soon. In the next 2weeks.
Thanks Y'all
P.s MR DEBOLA ABDUL I got you on this one so WATCH OUT.. lol

The Masterpiece #1

MANCHESTER UNITED's 1st Official Signing

As most of you know. Manchester United signed Antonio Valencia from Wigan earlier this week. I don't really know much about this guy but from the little I have researched he seems to be a good footballer. As far as Im concerned I don't feel he is the right man to replace Cristiano Ronaldo's boots but I feel he might be a contender. I only watched one of his matches and that was against MANCHESTER UNITED. Then I was like mehn who is this guy (cuz he is quite skillful). I believe with time he will make it.

Antonio Valencia has more than 30 caps for his country, Including one in the 1-0 defeat to England in the 2006 World Cup (I remember him from that game I just didn't know who he was then). His performance at the tournament earned him a nomination for FIFA's Best Young Player award and raized eyebrows among Europe's to bosses. It was Wigan Boss Paul Jewell, however who won the race for his signature and he arrived at the JJB Stadium on loan that year, having previously enjoyed stints in Spain at Recreative Huelva (loan) and Villarreal.

In his three seasons at Wigan, Valencia made 83 apperances, scoring seven times ( I know its quite low but I'm sure that would double if not triple at Man Utd). One of his most memorable games actually came against United in January 2009, when he ran riot on the right wing in the Latics' (Wigan) 1-0 defeat at Old Trafford.

Steve Bruce, who spent two years managing Valencia at Wigan, regards him as one of the most exciting prospects in the English game. His pace and ability to go past a man and reach the byline were key to Wigan's rise