Wednesday, October 21, 2009


Aiight this post should have come out a very long time ago, but I have been slacking so here it is. This is my second post in 2days, it seems like Im back on my Grind o (SHett Mehn!!!!!)....
1st of all Shout Out To NAIJA.. its been 49yrs since those oyinbo's left us, yet for some reason, it seems like its been 5mins, cuz we have nothing to show for it...

Yes Boss to the main story of the day (Double SHett Mehn!!!!!). As you might know, there is an annual Independence day parade for naija in NY (New York 4 the illiterates out So yeah Some of my friends (not going to go into details about them) and I decided to go to NY for the parade. So yeah the D-day came and we all got into the car to start our 4hr journey to NY, B4 we left, we were meant to pick up 2 other people.... Now on getting to where the girls were (d pple we were meant to pick up) a lil "misunderstanding" (mehn that thing no b "little misunderstanding" o more like World War 3, but let me just give it that happened btwn one of my friends and one of the girls. Now as we all got into the car, me I was already excited o (ah i was like mehn this trip is going to be so dramatic, i felt like i had front row seats to some mad ass action movie.. but at the end of the day nothing happened jo, Fake guys..LOL)...

So yeah We got to Newyork went to the parade bla bla bla (Im trying to fast forward the not so interesting parts)... oh btw Serani (d guy who sang "no games") and WALE (mr Dc Chillin, mehn bcuz of that guy, everytime i tell an oyinbo girl my name, she would b like "oh wow WALE like the rapper" and me I will be like "yeah" ...LOL) performed at the parade.. After the parade we all went to the hotel to go chill and get ready for the party later that night.. Oh yeah by this time a particular girl (I'm not even going to censor her name, matter of fact ill put all her names..LOL) called "MAYOWA OMIDIRAN" (:-p) was already excited that I was in NY (I dont blame her o, if it was you wouldn't u be excited test me and she was just disturbin me, callin my phone every second (my phone still dey vex So I told her I was going for the party and she got all excited (once again not her and was like she is coming (b4 I could say NO, dont come, I dont want to see you, she had hung up and my phone didnt let me call back..LOL)..

Aiight so party time came, mehn see boys all dressed up, If there were girls in that room, they wouldnt be able to handle any of us o. aiight let me just give y'all a brief discription of what I was wearing. I hope y'all are ready o,aiight gave them Blue jeans with a light Blue roll sleeve stripped shirt, then thats not all o, decided to give them a grey button up V-neck sweater and grey Plimsolls (Triple SHett mehn ).

So we get into the club, My friends and I decided to do it big, so we requested for a table, they took us in then there was scarcity of tables (IMAGINE O), but yh long story short we decided to fashy and use the money 4 table on just drinks. So yeah after a lil while, I get a call from the one and only girl that refused to let my phone rest (mayowa ). She is like she is outside and all im like aiight cool.. after a while she got in and all and when I saw her, ok let me confess (my pastor told me its not good to lie) I was like "SHett mehn" who is that fine girl ( I was already getting ready to step up my game, then I realized it was her, I was so disappointed..l0l) . So yeah I had already had a couple of drinks b4 mayowa came but yh still went to get more drinks b4 I realized mehn Mayowa brings out this camera and starts takin my pictures, I'm like no pictures or autographs please (as usual I dont blame her).. Sha out of the 1000 pictures she took here is the one which I like :-p.. We had so much fun though, guess I got to give a lil (very very tiny) shout out to Mayowa, If not for her, I might have not had as much fun as I did at d club.. :-p oh yh btw WALE (Mr D.C Chillin) was also at the club, seems like that guy is stalking me o..LOL..

The Masterpiece#1 :-p

Tuesday, October 20, 2009


Aiight so I'v been out of the spotlight for a while, infact a very very long time and I'm sure alot of you might have lost interest in my blog well lets hope I can bring your addiction back. So yeah a few weeks back I asked y'all to give me possible topics to talk about. I got a a reply from some1 who said I should talk about why guys cheat on their girlfriends.

Aiight to the main reason why the post is up. So yeah, the basic reason guys cheat on their girl is because they aint "getting some" (for the pple who dont know what i mean by "gettin some", u need to go check ur self If you aint getting it from home, you are definitely going to get it from somewhere else. Guys are very horny beings, our hormones get as it be. One advantage of havin a girlfriend is that u'll b able 2 get some with out stress, but when a girl starts holding that from a guy (fronting), then he will have no choice than to cheat. Im sure most girls are like if the guy loves them, then he has no choice to cheat bla bla bla.. Girls front too much, guys get frustrated when girls front too much. sometimes its the frustration that makes a guy just go and cheat on his girl. Girls dont only front when it comes to "giving some", Y'all front in all parts of life, and thats whats puts you guys in trouble. Sometimes its good to front but y'all over do it (too much of everything is bad). Let me give a scenario here. A guy likes a girl, and he tells her he likes her, now the guy doesn't expect the girl to say she likes him or them to start dating immediately (now that would make the girl cheap and if the guy is like me, he'll prob feel something is up and d relationship might not last). But if the girl decides to front for a very long time, the guy is most likely going to fashy the babe and that would suck (especially if the girl likes him).

Another reason guys cheat on their girls is cause we guys are animals (like I said earlier our hormones get as it be). we cant seem to keep our hands to ourselves, well most of the time it aint our fault. you see some sexy girl who is willin 2 giv u some ah u cant turn that down o unless ur a

Anyway I'm not an expert on why guys cheat on girls but as a guy I can give my opinion as a guy.
P.S for the records I dont cheat on my girlfriend o... Anyway If you want me to talk about anything, let me know, you can send it to my facebook and ill talk about it asap. Also I know this isnt one of my best stories, had to post this story, cuz it was requested. I didn't get the right inspiration I needed b4 I wrote this post and I'v got so much on my mind (some1 once said i think to much, hmmm might b true) so I havn't been thinking to straight anyway I promise the next post is going to be on point and this wasn't proof read, so pardon any errors.............

The Masterpiece :-p