Wednesday, October 21, 2009


Aiight this post should have come out a very long time ago, but I have been slacking so here it is. This is my second post in 2days, it seems like Im back on my Grind o (SHett Mehn!!!!!)....
1st of all Shout Out To NAIJA.. its been 49yrs since those oyinbo's left us, yet for some reason, it seems like its been 5mins, cuz we have nothing to show for it...

Yes Boss to the main story of the day (Double SHett Mehn!!!!!). As you might know, there is an annual Independence day parade for naija in NY (New York 4 the illiterates out So yeah Some of my friends (not going to go into details about them) and I decided to go to NY for the parade. So yeah the D-day came and we all got into the car to start our 4hr journey to NY, B4 we left, we were meant to pick up 2 other people.... Now on getting to where the girls were (d pple we were meant to pick up) a lil "misunderstanding" (mehn that thing no b "little misunderstanding" o more like World War 3, but let me just give it that happened btwn one of my friends and one of the girls. Now as we all got into the car, me I was already excited o (ah i was like mehn this trip is going to be so dramatic, i felt like i had front row seats to some mad ass action movie.. but at the end of the day nothing happened jo, Fake guys..LOL)...

So yeah We got to Newyork went to the parade bla bla bla (Im trying to fast forward the not so interesting parts)... oh btw Serani (d guy who sang "no games") and WALE (mr Dc Chillin, mehn bcuz of that guy, everytime i tell an oyinbo girl my name, she would b like "oh wow WALE like the rapper" and me I will be like "yeah" ...LOL) performed at the parade.. After the parade we all went to the hotel to go chill and get ready for the party later that night.. Oh yeah by this time a particular girl (I'm not even going to censor her name, matter of fact ill put all her names..LOL) called "MAYOWA OMIDIRAN" (:-p) was already excited that I was in NY (I dont blame her o, if it was you wouldn't u be excited test me and she was just disturbin me, callin my phone every second (my phone still dey vex So I told her I was going for the party and she got all excited (once again not her and was like she is coming (b4 I could say NO, dont come, I dont want to see you, she had hung up and my phone didnt let me call back..LOL)..

Aiight so party time came, mehn see boys all dressed up, If there were girls in that room, they wouldnt be able to handle any of us o. aiight let me just give y'all a brief discription of what I was wearing. I hope y'all are ready o,aiight gave them Blue jeans with a light Blue roll sleeve stripped shirt, then thats not all o, decided to give them a grey button up V-neck sweater and grey Plimsolls (Triple SHett mehn ).

So we get into the club, My friends and I decided to do it big, so we requested for a table, they took us in then there was scarcity of tables (IMAGINE O), but yh long story short we decided to fashy and use the money 4 table on just drinks. So yeah after a lil while, I get a call from the one and only girl that refused to let my phone rest (mayowa ). She is like she is outside and all im like aiight cool.. after a while she got in and all and when I saw her, ok let me confess (my pastor told me its not good to lie) I was like "SHett mehn" who is that fine girl ( I was already getting ready to step up my game, then I realized it was her, I was so disappointed..l0l) . So yeah I had already had a couple of drinks b4 mayowa came but yh still went to get more drinks b4 I realized mehn Mayowa brings out this camera and starts takin my pictures, I'm like no pictures or autographs please (as usual I dont blame her).. Sha out of the 1000 pictures she took here is the one which I like :-p.. We had so much fun though, guess I got to give a lil (very very tiny) shout out to Mayowa, If not for her, I might have not had as much fun as I did at d club.. :-p oh yh btw WALE (Mr D.C Chillin) was also at the club, seems like that guy is stalking me o..LOL..

The Masterpiece#1 :-p


  1. Funny steez mehn..
    But its too short :(
    Stop using the Wale dude to shine jo... :P

  2. awwwwww. i would have come for the ish but hmmmmm life interceded. sounds like you guys had madda fun. ur #2950 fan :D

  3. this Mayowa babe is preety and sounds like fun?? digits please!!

  4. lol.... @ iyin, yh sorry its short.. ehmm @ punkitron yep yep my #2950 fan and @ abcde lol.. u can ask her for her number...